Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Well, well, well. It's been a long time coming. But I can explain! You see, I've been wanting to do this since April, but this post had so much awesome that I had to wait for internet technology to catch up to me! Yes, it is that awesome. So without further ado, let's talk!
Now unless you've been living in Czechoslovakia, (which is impossible so you must know of this) you've heard of a little thing called 3D. Now 3D is nothing new, but Hollywood has for some reason decided to make THIS 3D resurgence the one that will LAST! And they've said it by cramming it down our throats one cheap conversion and one expensive ticket at a time. So I decided that instead of making a thoughtful poignant essay about it, I'll just make a list of some of the 3D movies and make snarky comments about them. Hooray!
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore: Let's start with the title. Instead of "Pussy Galore" it's "Kitty Galore". It's funny because the character is a cat! HA HA HA HA! If this movie is even half as funny as the title, I'll go not see it twice! But this will make plenty of money. Because movies with dogs always make money!
Step Up 3D: Awww yeah! If there's anything more exciting than watching people dance, it's watching people dance IN 3D! But I'm not clear on how the 3D is supposed to enhance it. Maybe you can get the feeling of sweat coming right at you? Maybe the shoelace can flicker so close to you that you can almost touch it? Maybe they wanted to make a few extra bucks? Yeah, it's probably that one.
SAW 3D: You know, this is the 7th Saw movie. 7th. Let that just sink in for a while. Is anybody anticipating these anymore? Is anybody thinking "Boy I can't wait for the next Saw movie!"? Does anybody want to see heads get exploded and arms cut off in 3D? Does anybody want to see a movie like this on October 19th, over a week before Halloween? The answer is god I hope not.
Yogi Bear: Really? Really? Well I can't blame them. The last CGI update of a cartoon from the 60's that hasn't been popular in many years worked out really well!
Well that's it. I hope to update within the next three months. Maybe I'll tone down the awesomeness just a bit.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
Ugh. Old pics are gone, old vids are down, the text still might not work. So, taking a cue from Hollywood I've decided to "reboot" this blog. You may not notice anything different, but believe me everything has been given a new boot.
So, what to talk about in the months I've been gone? How about RANDOM THOUGHTS IN 141 LETTERS OR MORE!!!!!!
I know that January is a bad, bad place for movies except Avatar, but this time it might go on to February. I mean do people really want to see these? Do people say "Hmm... that movie that looks like every other awful movie is coming out, but I'll spend my $10 on it anyway because I feel like wasting two hours and paying for it too!" If you have ever said that, then go get help because that is a really weird thing to say.
So we're in a new year huh? So far so good. But, there is one thing I can not stand the name. No not 2010, it looks cool in addition to being hard to type. But what I don't like is what people are calling it. Twenty-ten. I know that's what we're supposed to call it but I don't like it. And if I don't like it then nobody can! That's the Tech way. Forget team CoCo, team two-thousand-and-ten FTW!
Wow, that's a lot of text with no pictures. Here's a demotivational poster.
Speaking of team CoCo... Did you see this? Did you hear about this?* Jay Leno agreed to leave The Tonight Show and give it to Conan O' Brian. Then he decided to stick with NBC and just move to 10:00. Then, NBC said they don't like Leno at 10:00 or Conan at 11:35. So Conan leaves, gets a lot of money, and Jay moves back to The Tonight Show. But NBC still keeps all of Conan's characters. NBC yo so crazy!
*Read in Jay Leno's voice.
So that's it for now. I will post more often and about a variety of stuff. After all, it wouldn't be called a "reboot" if it was exactly the same right? Right?